FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

Can anyone guess what I did today? Smoked pot I hear you cry - well your right.

Today was a grey day in the rainbow like life of Chris Bannister - I had an accident. Not as bad as losing a limb - but worse than pissing your pants. It all started in a stoned stuper...

I thought it would be a good idea to have a shave, you know, try and give a few of those blonde hairs a more manly, dark brown look. Then I thought, hell, why not restyle the bastards (my sidies) (and, incidently, my babe magnets). It went wrong first time, so I tried again - even worse. I kept trying until, well, i'd shaved them off.

Anyone want a Ho train?

DRUGS ARE NOT THE ANSWER - THEY ARE THE QUESTION - THE ANSWER IS YES

Does anyone spot a re-ocurring theme? Oh well. Broke my fast today - I had a J. Im weak. I was young. I needed the money.... blah blah blah...... I couldn't resist just one. Cheers Rob.

Today was a good day in all. I mean no bad shit happened. But then again nothing really good happened either. Had a J, walked into town, bought Gorillaz album (which between you and I dear reader - I think it's actually blur, re-releasing themselves under a different name - Damon Albarn sings all of the songs on the album). Even so it's a good album - very stoneified.

Life treats me well i suppose - I mean at least my life dont seem as bad as Rob's (only messin) - I've got weed, a roof over me head, porn a plenty and my very own *Ho Train*. Yes its true. I love 'em all. If you want a *ho* why not contact me at rob_wants_my_ass@hotmail.com - I've got far too many to pork, you'd be doing me a favour. Or, if you'd like your own do as I do,

STAGE 1 : Grow sidies - they need to be thin and whispie AND take about 2 months to grow
STAGE 2 : Shave head into MoHo - with ot without a back piece (without looks better)
STAGE 3 : Wait for the pussy to come to you - hell, it works for me

This is Chris " you've got nice hair. What's your name?" Bannister saying goodbye

Goodbye

It's taken me so long to set this fucker up - i hate the bastard internet. Ahhh, im sorry - you dont even know me and im already going off on one - it's just that i've been clean for 6 days now, ive been trying to give up weed. Its not going to well the only reason why i've not had a joint is because i dont have a block - so I hope that explains why im a little on edge.

I tried setting this up a few days ago but nothing interseting had happened so I didnt see the point - later that night one of my mates collapsed and was rushed into A+E. The day after was the last time I had weed. I got really stoned but it didn't feel like it normally does - the atmosphere wasn't there. That's when I decicided that it would be best to give it a break or even stop completly (yeah right).

My life revolves round MariJane, and even though i'm trying to give up i've still got so many habbits - I'm an insomnaic, I normally stay up till about 3-4am chonging - I didnt need alot just a 'J' and a bong kept me happy. Then i'll stay up watchin' TV till the early hours - i didnt give a shit whats on. The other night, not a 'g' of it in me I was watching some program about Jesus (and i normally piss my pants laughing at the thought of Jesus when cained). I still get the munchies. I cant forget everthing. I get the munchies.

But - on the plus side - i'm booked into a recording studio to do a stoning session - why not contact me for a copy? Na - it'll be two people giggling like twats, with squeaky voices, making shit music.

Later.